Mark Heard - a Favorite Courtroom Quote

Once Mark Heard was in court about an auto accident, and there was a shooting case ahead of him. Most memorable line:

Attorney: Then what happened?
Plaintiff: Then he shot me in the butt!
Judge: [some mumbo jumbo about language in the court room] Let the record show the witness was shot in the posterior.
Plaintiff: No, your honor, he shot me in the butt!

[Yes, Mark was there because he had been...rear-ended!]

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