Mark Heard - a Favorite Courtroom Quote
Once Mark Heard was in court about an auto accident,
and there was a shooting case ahead of him. Most
Attorney: Then what happened?
Plaintiff: Then he shot me in the butt!
Judge: [some mumbo jumbo about
language in the court room] Let the
record show the witness was shot in the posterior.
Plaintiff: No, your honor, he
shot me in the butt!
[Yes, Mark was there because he had been...rear-ended!]
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