This is all the fault of Gregory Simmons & Kyle Cheek from the notorious ``Orphans of God'' mailing list...
If you're wondering why the ``Orphans of God'', a mailing list revolving aroundMark heard has, as its anthem, a parody of a song by another artist, you didn't know Mark very well. Never the less, you're invited to drop by the ``Orphans of God'' and hang out with us OOGerheads.here comes the riding mower -- second time today all the fescue seed scatters - it'll never go away why we don't just concrete over it, only God can say if i had a pocket lawnchair...i'd wait for the bus all day i don't believe in regulated networks, or care about commerce interstate i don't believe in telcos and their exhorbitant data line rates and when i talk with the survivors of things too sickening to relate if i had a pocket lawnchair...i'd leave them to their fate in the AOL chatrooms one hundred thousand wait to fall from speed starvation -- or some less humane fate. cry for busy modems, with all trunks busy, wait if i had a pocket lawnchair...i would just stagnate i want to meet Victoria -- at least i've got to try. I haven't met Bob or JenMuse, it brings tears to my eye. or Mark or Ti or gingerine, and I can't afford to fly without a pocket lawnchair...I'll just curl up and die19 Aug 1996
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